Sevilla: City of Soul…and Tapas–Nov. 18-20.

Occasionally in our travels, we’ve struck up conversations with Spanish people we’ve met along the way; they usually ask us about New York (Sarah’s on her own with that…I’ve never been!) or San Francisco, although Portland is surprisingly well-known compared to a few years ago. In return, they always say the word Sevilla (Seville) with a sort of wistful gleam in their eye…sort of like our cooking instructor in Barcelona when speaking of jamon. So, we were very excited to come to this “city of soul,” a place with a few grand attractions but also a place just to go slow and enjoy life in a shady garden or sipping a drink at a table in a square. Sounds good? Well, maybe schedule your visit before the middle of November, or you’ll be singing the “Rains in Spain” under your breath as you sprint at a decidedly non-paseo pace from one attraction to the next!

Sevilla is the fourth largest city in Spain (700,000 people), but it has a very compact and touristy old town. The city’s main boom corresponded with Spain’s Golden Age (1500-1700) in part because it is where Ferdinand and Isabella married, thus creating the Spanish Empire. While it lies on a river instead of the ocean, Sevilla served as an ocean port for Columbus and Magellan. Later, it served as a cultural stop for the wealthy and the intellectual/artist crowd who enjoyed the romance of the city. Today, it serves crowds mostly, but the flip side of the rains in Spain flowing down November drains is you can still gain a sense of Sevilla’s charm without the crowds.

The center of old town lies between the Plaza de la Virgen de los Reyes and Plaza de Triumfo, which pretty much merge to create a pathway between Sevilla’s two main attractions: the Alcazar (Moorish palace) and the cathedral. Both sites held importance for both Muslims and Christians in the past, and I thought it was interesting to see two squares sort of merge to connect them instead of each having one grand square to itself. Our first afternoon was the one sunny moment we had here, and it was perfect for Sarah to get some photos of the cathedral in good light. The Alcazar often has terrible lines of people who didn’t reserve tickets ahead of time, and we noted the number of horse carriages lining up to serve as Plan B for the 100 people or so who were about to be disappointed as the palace closed.

From there, we just wandered a bit…one of the main treats in Sevilla. It has a reputation for being ridiculously hot here in the summer, so there are many neat little shady squares lined with bitter orange trees, tiled benches (which help absorb the heat), and fountains. What a lovely place to eat your lunch or read a book…okay, probably check Instabookchat instead…during siesta!  Even by European standards, most pedestrian lanes are narrow and curvy, which also blocks some of the worst sun. For us, though, it mostly created a fun place to explore before focusing on the big sites the next two days.

Sevilla’s cathedral is the 3rd largest in Europe and the largest Gothic church in the world. When it was completed in 1528, it was the largest church in the world (more shameless plagiarism of Tio Rico’s guidebook). Built on the footprint of the former mosque that stood here, the cathedral would span two Manhattan blocks. The exterior is somewhat devoid of classic Gothic statues, drawing your eye up to the many flying buttresses; Sarah tells me these buttresses also served a structural purpose and enabled them to build the church so high. Speaking of which, the Girelda Bell Tower (a former minaret) dominates any other feature of both church and square.

Much of the interior is more notable to Spanish history (Ferdinand driving out the Moors, two saintly sisters martyred by pagan Romans), but there was still plenty to peak our somewhat “churched-out” interests. The Tomb of Columbus, that magnificent imperialistic bastard/explorer, dominates an entire corner of the church, adorned with appropriately imperialistic propaganda among the four bronze pallbearers. His son’s confirmed remains are also interred here, and they used DNA testing a few years ago to show probability that Pops really is in the big box we all photographed that day. Spain’s most valuable crown, containing 12,000 jewels and the world’s largest pearl, sits in the cathedral’s treasury. The high altar rises 80 ft.; you have to crane your neck to see Jesus way up high. It’s 44 scenes plated in gold took nearly 80 years to complete!

My favorite part was climbing 330 ft. to the top of Girelda Bell Tower. If you’ve ever climbed the narrow, spiral staircases up a church tower and pondered your own mortality in the process, you’d love this former minaret’s 35 wide ramps. Originally, a mule-ridin’ muezzin ascended the tower five times daily to sing the call-to-prayer. Today, many more Olds can be seen enjoying the city views from atop this tower than probably any other church in Europe! Oh, and those views are quite spectacular!

I mentioned that Sevilla is known as the “City of Soul”. Part of that nickname comes from its reputation for great flamenco shows (Contrary to many cartoons of my youth, there were no pink birds dancing the flamenco). Luckily, we’d been training on the Spanish dining schedule and could now stay up past nine to enjoy a nice date night. It was an interesting hour-long show in a very intimate setting; we were only about 6 ft. from the stage (close enough to get sprayed by the male dancer’s freshly sprayed coif). Five performers—2 dancers, 2 singers, and 1 bad-mamma-jamma guitarist—performed two styles of dance. They actually improvise much of the show each night based on the mood of the dancers and the rhythm set by the clapping of the lead singer, whose songs often had undertones of a Muslim prayer but also the human passion of love or loss. The dance was energetic with rapid tap-steps; the woman making many high steps and skirt-twirls and the man maintaining his bull-fighter’s posture. I can’t say that either of us loved the show, but we both appreciated the talent of each performer!

Sevilla’s other main attraction, the Alcazar, was a Moorish palace from the 10th century that was rebuilt after Christians recaptured the city. The royal family still uses some of the more modern portions as a part-time home. The best part of a complete visit is the royal bedrooms section, but we were unable to procure a ticket online (I think Sarah mentioned in her last blog that Spain hates our credit cards). We decided to treat the day as a tantalizing preview for the much grander Alhambra we’d see the next week in Granada. Still, though, the Alcazar proved to be quite enjoyable on its own.

I enjoyed the fascinating blend of cultures in two very different architectural styles. The Moorish level was decked out in what’s known as Mudejar style: full of beautifully carved keyhole-shaped windows, colorful tiles, and geometric patterns. The newer upper level, on the other hand, is more subtle stucco with Corinthian columns, balustrades, and coats-of arms. The entire palace is centered around the beautifully serene (even with all the selfie-snappers) Courtyard of the Maidens. The Hall of Ambassadors featured a cool half-dome carved to look like the stars of heaven set over a cube-shaped room (earth)—a nod to the balance of Allah’s universe. At the same time, the room’s update also mixed in calligraphic references to the bad-assery of King Pedro, the Christian ruler who oversaw much of the renovations. The banquet hall was the site of Ferdinand and Isabella’s wedding reception. It was decked out with each family’s coat-of-arms and scenes of all types of humans and animals partying. While you can only tour a small portion of the rooms in the palace, the vast gardens would be a lovely place to linger all afternoon; locals are able to do just that anytime they want…they negotiated the space as public lands when they reinstated the ceremonial royalty some time ago.

While the rain did shut down most of our wandering, it would be impossible not to eat well in any Spanish city. In fact, we spent an almost embarrassing amount of time eating in Sevilla. Almost. Our favorite tapas bar was a locals’ place only a few blocks away from the cathedral but apparently too far for most tourists to stray. Every bar seems to have a ham man, and this one had an excellent artist; you wouldn’t believe how thin this mustachioed genius could slice the Iberian good stuff with his 15-inch carving knife. I haven’t done well with my Spanish during the trip; most people want efficiency, so they seem to prefer English with non-natives. It was pretty slow here, though, so I got to enjoy some practice, which made it even more fun for me. The other highlight (actually highlights since we used a torrential downpour as an excuse to eat there a second time) was the culinary school connected to one of the most highly regarded restaurants in the region. We could both get 3-course gourmet lunches with wine for under 40 Euros—not a bad way to spend two hours hiding from the rain! One last highlight for environment if not food was eating tapas in a bull bar; yup, we were surrounded by tons of happy tourists, a few waiters, and about a dozen mounted bulls’ heads. Alas, through all these culinary adventures, we found ourselves sufficiently indoctrinated to Spain’s number one rule:

NO FOTO!

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More Art, Winter Coats, and a Giant Church: Madrid and Toledo, Spain: November 14 – 17, 2019

The next stop on our Spain adventure was Madrid.  We took the super-fast train from Barcelona and arrived 3 hours later to chilly Madrid.  It was time to pull out the puffy jackets and gloves.  Madrid was a bit of a whirlwind of sightseeing as we only had 1.5 days. 

The vibe of the city felt much more formal than Barcelona, but also less touristy.  It was nice to be forced to use my limited Spanish that I learned while in South America.  It is fun to practice, and I do okay with a few things.  I haven’t screwed up yet and asked Cuantos Queso, like all over Bolivia😊  It is however a challenge when they speak back to me! 

We spent the afternoon of our arrival with a journey into the art world.  Our first stop was the Prado museum, which is one of Europe’s best art museums with over 3,000 pieces to peruse.  We took the highlight tour learning about Spain’s greatest artists.  A few of my favorites are below and of course NO FOTOS!

Valazquez – Las Menias – Wow, did I love this painting.  We got a preview at the Picasso museum in Barcelona and saw his interpretation, so it was cool to see the original.  I can see why he got inspiration from this piece and painted so many versions of his own.  I really loved the perspective of this painting.  It was like we were the ones being painted as we glanced into the room of our observers.  The way he was able to create depth and interest was really awesome.

El Greco (the Greek) – He was originally from Greece, but spent his life living in Spain.  I really liked his use of colors and sheen to create depth and interest in the paintings.  I enjoyed the realism of his paintings.  He was my favorite of the day.

Goya – We got to see many of his works as he evolved from a court portrait painter to scandalous nudes to his dark period.  His most famous paintings depicted Madrid’s failed uprising against the French in May 1808.

After all the classical paintings, we decided to continue our journey into the modern art world by going to Centro de Art Reina Sofia.  Again, NO FOTOS, so I’ll only write the quick highlights.  As much as I try to enjoy modern art, it really isn’t my thing. 

Picasso’s Guernica – Wow big, impactful and impressive!  It depicts a bombing on April 26, 1937 by the German air force to aid Franko’s take over.  Picasso painted this to show the world the destructive force of the rising Fascist movement.  In reality, this painting could be used to depict any war.  It was very impactful showing the horrors and impact on the innocents.  You could look at each figure individually and then all together to get the full picture.

Salvador Dali and Surrealism – We saw several of his works, and I think I might have nightmares after looking at them.  This was the period that you painted whatever was in your brain.  I’m thinking Dali had some really dark thoughts!  I was definitely not a fan, but I am glad we learned about this period.

After all the art, we really needed some wine!  We headed to a little wine bar to enjoy a few local wines and of course a cheese/jamon sampler platter.  The place had the perfect vibe with mostly locals.  It was perfect for us to discuss our day in the art world and also just enjoy each other’s company.

The paseo is an evening ritual in Spain.  Families and friends spend time together walking the pedestrian streets socializing before their late-night dinner.  The streets are packed, and it is fun to see them come to life.  We enjoyed this ritual by mixing in with the happy crowds on our evening walks.

On our second day in Madrid, we explored the city.  I enjoyed the many plazas and the market that we saw along the way. 

I also got to buy cookies from the nuns using a turn-style and talking through the screen.  I had wanted to do this in South America, but it was closed.  So, I was super excited to have the experience in Madrid. I got to practice my Spanish and enjoy the yummy half-kilo of lemon cookies for a few days!

The main highlight of the day was the Royal Palace.  It was built in the 18th century and inspired by Versailles.  The palace has 2,800 rooms covering 1.5 million square feet making it Europe’s largest palace.  The rooms are all lavish and over-the-top fancy.  As I ascended the main staircase, I couldn’t help but pretend that I was a fancy guest attending a royal event!  A few of my favorites:

The Gala dining room was set up to entertain 144 guests.  Each place setting was fully set and the table was gorgeous.   They still use it for state dinners even though the monarchs no longer live in this palace.  The chandeliers were incredible, and the space was grand.  NO FOTOS!

The Stradivarius room is home to the only complete set of these instruments dating from 1650-1740.  Each is worth $15M, so we were standing among $75M of stuff!  There were 2 violins, 1 viola, and 2 cellos.  They were beautifully decorated and were works of art. NO FOTOS!

Our eating highlight of the day was tacos!  It is one of the hippest places in Madrid and reminded us of Por Que No from home.  We lined up with the locals outside while waiting to order at the counter.  We decided to sample each of the tacos and enjoyed a plate full of yummy goodness!

After 2 days of Madrid, we were ready to move on from the government head of country to the church capital of Spain, Toledo.  It is a quick 30-minute train ride from Madrid, and most people just day trip.  We decided to spend 2 nights here as a getaway from the cities.

The city is built on a hill overlooking the Tejo river.  Throughout town, we enjoyed the views of the countryside that surrounded the town.  The city is very intact with its tiny medieval lanes, walls and churches.  When the king decided to move the capital to Madrid, Toledo was basically left alone–preserving its many charms.

We enjoyed exploring the small town.  It is a bit like a maze but so small you really can’t get lost.  Throughout town, we could see Moorish influence for the first time with keyhole arches.

Marzipan, almond sweet, was invented in Toledo.  The nuns make it and sell it through different shops.  The shop windows are decorated with cool marzipan sculptures.  We got 2 cookies each to try.  I thought they were okay but not really my thing.

The main sight to see in Toledo is the cathedral.  The entrance fee comes with a free audio guide.  It was a good guide, but in a very dramatic British accent.  The way Tah-LAY-doh was said made us laugh over and over while touring.    

The church, built in 1226, is huge, and its footprint covers the entire site of the mosque that used to sit here.  Since mosques are square in shape, the designers of this church had to change their designs from the standard long narrow nave to a wide nave.  The center of the church is dominated with the choir and central altar, making it feel a little crowded. My favorite part was the Baroque piece behind the high altar added in the 1700’s.  To help illuminate the altar, the architect deemed it necessary to cut a sky light in the dome overhead.  I can’t imagine being the guy cutting the hole, hoping the dome doesn’t collapse.  It didn’t, and the result is awesome with the natural light making the gold glitter. 

We knew after leaving Kaly, we would have a bit of a whirlwind last month in Europe.  A faster pace of sightseeing is fun, but also leaves us tired and behind on our journals, blog and logistical planning.  To help, we try to add extra days in smaller towns as catch up days.  Toledo worked out to be a perfect town for a catchup day especially as we had a very rainy and gloomy second day!

One of my frustrations with Spain has been dealing with the Renfe website (their national train company).  For some reason, it is very picky about payments by US cards.  We quickly learned that it would not accept US credit cards but would accept debit cards.  But then after purchasing 1 ticket, it wouldn’t allow you to purchase another one with the same card!  So, it was a battle to buy our tickets!  It turned out to be also true with buying our museum passes for Seville as well.  So although we had the afternoon to relax, we spent quite a bit of time dealing with frustrating logistics!  Oh well, there are worse things and places to spend a rainy afternoon.

Madrid and Toledo were fun to explore and to continue to learn about Spanish history and arts.  I enjoyed continuing our tapas and wine tour of Spain, and we are finally adjusted to the late eating schedule. 

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Barcelona: Funky Art, Fun Vibe, Tasty Tapas–Nov. 10-14

If we could have kept climbing, I think both Sarah and I would have wanted to stay longer in Greece; we only got a taste of the rest of the country. At the same time, Spain has been high on our list of travel wishes for quite some time now. Barcelona sounded like a great place to start!

Flights don’t often make our blog…English teachers reading this will smile at the classic 9th grade personal narrative…2 pages of the drive/flight on summer vacation, then we had fun at the pool, the end! Anyway, this flight was unique. We flew on super-budget Ryan Air, which for a basement-low price gets you…nothing. In order to make up the difference in fare, they charge for everything. The entire flight is filled with attendants on the microphone and in the aisles selling anything from soda to lottery tickets (Spaniards love lottery tickets!); we had headaches by the time we landed. It was a bit chaotic; people were even standing up rummaging through overhead bins while we were landing!

Our arrival in the airport wasn’t without hijinks, either. Barcelona’s airport has two baggage claims; I am sure there is a logical system to this design, but no one explained it during all the advertisements on the flight. We chose the closest one, just like every other foreign tourist, only to find ourselves stuck on the wrong side of an automated self-locking exit door near the wrong claim. As we huddled with fellow lock-outs, I noticed a young woman coming through the exit doors, so I immediately bolted through the doors. I knew I wasn’t going to knock her over, but I’m pretty sure the poor girl thought she was about to die! Sarah followed, and then we worked the doors for others and got our bags without further issue (unless you count hiding behind a bus stop while six security guards headed the way from which you came). Barcelona, llegan los Raffs!

The next morning, we rambled the Ramblas…a Spanish word that means streams. It’s sort of the classic walk from Placa Catalunya (the giant main square) to the marina. Today, it’s a super touristy mile-long runway of souvenir stands and tents offering fishbowl-sized drinks, but it was once a bustling local gathering place and market area. After FC Barcelona victories, it apparently is still a major party scene, but we were here on a Monday morning. Many of the traditional neighborhood characteristics are still evident; you just have to look a bit harder: fixed chairs bolted to the sidewalk are usually monopolized by older men reading newspapers, wide tiled walkways resembling the streams that once flowed here, large iron lampposts and plane trees, and tiny balconies adding symmetry (and a breeze!) to the many apartments above the shops. Depending on the block you are on, you might see traditional fresh flower stands or lottery ticket kiosks mixed in among the junk. I don’t think I would want to ramble the Ramblas on a Saturday afternoon in June, but I liked it on an uncrowded Monday morning in November!

Probably the highlight of the Ramblas area was the market, La Boquerian Mercado, which dates back at least until 1200 AD. That’s not to say it carries old school charm (aside from maybe the giant ham hocks hanging from hooks above the meat counters, but that is virtually everywhere in Spain). It’s mostly touristy, although chefs come early in the morning to get the best stuff for their restaurants. We enjoyed shouldering our way through the tight, crowded aisles to check out jamon, queso, seafood, juice and fruit, empanadas, and even a couple of tiny tapa bars. Breakfast is pretty light in Spain, so we sampled our way through second breakfast with a couple of treats.

That afternoon we got our first taste of Modernisme (modern art) at one of the must-see highlights of Barcelona: La Sagrada Familia (Sacred Family). This giant church was started by the famed Antonio Gaudi in 1883 and finished…well, it’s not quite finished yet—they are aiming for 2026! Your first impression alone will explain the time frame…this thing is GINORMOUS, and nearly every inch contains decorative art that tells part of the story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in one way or another. Eight large towers meant to emulate bishops’ miter hats rise 330 ft. into the air. Four taller towers represent the apostles, while cranes continue to work the 400 ft. spire for Mary. The eventual coup de grace will be a 500 ft. Jesus spire in the center; it will be visible from the sea (several miles away).

The current entry and exit sides hold the most detailed facades (the eventual main entry is barely started; in fact, the city has some negotiating to do with the rundown apartments across the street—about 70 years ago, a disillusioned mayor sold off part of the land needed to finish the church). You enter through the Nativity Façade, where ornate carvings mostly tell the joyous story of Jesus’ birth…right down to the very, Shrek-like donkey doing his best to get a peak into the manger. The exit side is much grimmer, with blocky, almost faceless, tormentors and the Last Supper making up the Passion Façade. At first, the contrast seems to stark. Viewed separately, it looks like two different artists who couldn’t agree on a vision for the church.

After stepping inside, however, you get a better sense of the whole vision (that, and a handy video explains it for Neanderthals like me). As a whole, Sarah and I learned in Barcelona that we are not fans of modern art. I think we saw enough of it to understand why it takes talent, but it’s just not our thing. The Sagrada was an exception. We both found the interior to be beautiful. While the Nativity Façade was birth, and the Passion Façade was death and darkness, the interior was life—isn’t that what the heart of the church should be? Aside from the Latin Cross dimensional proportions, the church was not like any I’d ever before seen: fifty-six columns resembling tree trunks lead up to colorful mini-domes painted to look like leaves; the result is that of a forest, but also a living, breathing space. We were here at dusk, but during the day, stained glass windows strategically placed for the trajectory of the sun mimic the outer colors of morning and afternoon light within the church. The Sacred Family are depicted way, way up on the high altar. This is a place not only to worship, but to celebrate the gift that we have in life itself.

I have to give a shout out before describing any more sights—we don’t get too many visitors, since we don’t have a home, but we did get a chance to meet up with a friend who has moved here to go to graduate school. Cody and I used to coach together, and we were lucky enough to have him scout out a cool speakeasy in our neighborhood and use his Spanish skills to get us through the door! It was fun to hear all about his transition to living in a foreign country (don’t worry parents, we are still coming home!) and to get some advice on travelling here in Spain. Good luck, Cody, we are thoroughly impressed by your adventure!

After leaving Cody, we got our first delightful taste of sitting at a tapas bar (after 9:00 PM, on Spanish dinner schedule, no less!). It was actually a Basque bar that served pintxos; usually about two bites per serving, these were often some sort of open-faced treat (chorizo, sardine, cheese spread, etc.) on a toasted baguette. You took what you wanted from the displays and kept your toothpicks to give to the bartender at the end, which is how he tallies your bill. Oh yeah, Basque wine is light and delicious…we’d really wanted to go to that region but the weather is bad this time of year, so the pintxos were a great sample instead.

We spent most of the next morning touring around the Barri Gotic and El Born districts, partly tourist but also with some historical and current political importance. Highlights included a really cool old restaurant once frequented by a teenage Picasso; it was called El Quartre Gats because when the owner told his friends he was going to open a 24-hour restaurant back around 1900, they laughed and replied, “it will just be you and four cats”!

As we got farther from the shopping district near the main placa and the tourist strip in our neighborhood, we began to see many more Catalan flags and also the main square with their government building—in recent years, the sights of protests for Catalan independence from Spain.

Speaking of Picasso, the museum dedicated to him was our second big attraction. While he is famous for cubism and modernisme, this museum focuses more on his formative years. It chronicles his life’s work from the time he was painting in Barcelona (about age 12), mostly in the form of local landscapes and portraits. It then moves through his time in Madrid; he went there on an art scholarship and promptly began skipping school to copy the work of great paintings hanging in the Prado museum instead. Much of this work is very realistic, and we enjoyed it very much. We’d love to add some pictures, but this is the first place where we heard Spain’s most common tourist phrase: NO FOTO!!

The rest of the museum focuses on his early and late adult life in Paris, from his time as a horny 20-something to his last years obsessively trying to capture the essence of the pigeons outside his apartment. As I said before, most his cubist masterpieces are in Madrid, but several rooms here document the many, many breakdowns he did of Diego Velasquez’s Las Meinas. Diego’s version was often considered the greatest painting ever. I was not particularly blown away by Picasso’s take on the classic Velazquez portrait, but his obsessive dedication and the way the museum showed his evolution from very classical to so off-the-wall was fascinating. But for you, here it is again: NO FOTO!!

As many of you know, both Sarah and I enjoy cooking; what better way to enjoy Barcelona than to take a tapas cooking class? We learned how to make a few appetizers including: romesco sauce with a pulpa (roasted vegetables); a flatbread topped with roasted peppers and cheese; and garlic toast with tomato comfit, buttery olives, and jamon. Anastia, our instructor, gave us quite the lesson on jamon; like most Spaniards (or Catalans), she is passionate about ham in general but especially the Iberian jamon that comes from super happy acorn-fed black pigs. After sticking it on your tongue for four seconds to let the fat spread across your taste buds like butter, you know your purpose in life…to seek out as much Iberian jamon as possible for the rest of your time in Spain! The main course was paella, and dessert was crema Catalun (like crème brule). The ten people in the class shared tasks, so it wasn’t like we did a ton of individual cooking, but the demos were awesome and included ample wine. Plus, Sarah and I both now know how to de-turd a prawn with a toothpick. What an introduction to Barcelona and Spain!  

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Hangin’ with the Ancients: Athens and Nafplio, Greece: November 5 – 9, 2019

It was time to resume our sightseeing adventures after our amazing 3 weeks of climbing in tiny Kalymnos.  Our first stop was quite the opposite of Kaly… Athens.  It is huge with over 4 million people living there, 1/3 of the entire Greek population.  However, we happily discovered that the old town and main sights are clustered together making sightseeing easy to navigate. 

Athens is gritty looking upon arrival with graffiti covering everything and lots of tall, ugly cement apartment buildings.  Once we started to walk around, though, we discovered it was very clean with lots of pedestrian only streets making it fun to stroll with the locals. 

We also learned that to help alleviate traffic and pollution, they have developed a system that you can only drive your car in city center every other day.  The system is based on the last digit of your license plate… odds one day and evens the next.  It was fun to see what day it was as we walked around.

Sightseeing was our main priority, but after walking through Athens to get to our hotel, we decided we needed to lighten our packs by shipping home our climbing gear.  We had already donated our rope, harnesses, helmets and some worn ‘biners to the route setting team in Kalymnos.  However, we still had 20 lbs. of gear left.  We went to DHL first.  They wanted over 300 euros, so we opted to try our luck with the Greek postal service.  We got lucky and had a very nice woman who spoke good English help us out at the post office.  We managed to fit it all into 2 boxes and only paid a fraction of the price.  I was worried if they would make it home, but 1.5 weeks later they arrived at my parents’ house.  It will feel great to have a light, small pack for the last 6 weeks in Europe especially since we will be mostly taking public transportation!

We did a lot of walking, sightseeing and eating while in Athens.  I’m only going to talk about the highlights, otherwise this blog will be way too long!  So here we go…

We watched the changing of the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier.  The guards are called Evzone which is an elite mountain unit.  They wear fancy uniforms of tights, a skirt with hundreds of pleats and a tunic.  The shoes were the most interesting part as the bottoms have taps (like tap shoes) and the tops have a pompom.  The soldiers walk in slow motion with high, long steps and a tap/slide at the end.  It was fun to watch the synchronized walks and taps as it was almost like a dance. 

The Acropolis exceeded my expectations and it was a joy to explore this ancient (2500 years-old) ruin.  We were first in line to enter the Acropolis and lucked into a sunny, but not hot, day to explore.  We had 2 hours with minimal crowds, so taking pictures was fun and somewhat easy! 

We started with the main gate called Propylaea.  The gate was imposing with many huge pillars to gaze up at and the delightful Temple of Athena Nike to its right.  The temple had been recently restored, so it gleamed in the sun.  I really liked the 4 ionic columns on each side which added to the symmetrical aspect of the temple.

After walking through the gate, we got our first view of the Parthenon and wow, just wow!  This temple was built in just 10 years and not by slaves, but paid laborers.  Each column is comprised of many pieces called column drums.  They were carved at the quarry and then rolled 16 km to the Acropolis to be assembled into a perfect column with a barely perceivable space between drums.  Each piece was unique as the columns are not vertical but have a slight curve to create the optical allusion that they are perfectly vertical.  It was a true architectural and engineering feat! 

The Parthenon used to have a ring of reliefs around the entire top (575’ worth).  On the front and back, the space over the main entries was covered with statues.  Over time they were destroyed and/or removed.  It was fun to imagine what it must have looked like in its prime painted with colorful colors.

The Parthenon stood through earthquakes and fires.  It was converted to a church and then a mosque.  In 1687, it was a storehouse for gunpowder for the Ottomans during a Venetian attack.  The Venetians got lucky with a canon shot and hit the center of the Parthenon, and we now see its remains. 

Across the hill from the Parthenon stands the Erechtheion.  It is famous for its porch of the Catyatids.  Instead of columns, there are 6 statues of women holding up the roof.  These are replicas, but we saw the originals in the museum later that day.  They were moved inside to preserve them as they were slowly getting destroyed by acid rain. 

Following our morning at the Acropolis, we headed downhill to the Agora.  The Agora was the government/social center while the Acropolis was the religious.  Most of the Agora is in ruins with just foundations to look at.  It was fun to walk around and to think about the ancient Greeks discussing politics and philosophy.  So much of our modern world started here in their Golden Age in 450 BC!  It truly is amazing and so cool to be here to learn about their society and contribution to the world.  “Adventure is worthwhile” to quote the great Aristotle.

The Stoa, commercial hall, was rebuilt using many original pieces to the exact specifications as the original.  I especially liked the columns.  The bottom 6’ were smooth, to allow for people to lean against them and then became fluted above.  It made for fun picture taking.

The only original building left standing is the Temple of Hephaistos.  It was well preserved and helped us better understand what the Parthenon must have looked like when it was in its glory days.

We also saw some Roman sites, including Hadrian’s Arch and Zeus’s temple.  The temple took 700 years to complete.  Hadrian, the Roman emperor finally completed it in 100 AD and built his arch to commemorate it.  This was our best view of Corinthian columns.  The tops are much more decorated than the Doric and Ionic columns that we saw at the Acropolis and Agora.  There are only a few still standing, 56’ tall and spectacular!  I can only imagine the sight it must have been when it was intact with the Acropolis above. 

The National Archaeological Museum was a delight.  I really enjoyed the Mycenean treasure recovered from a royal grave dating to 1500 BC.  Over 30lbs of gold in various forms (masks, daggers, mugs, and jewelry) was found among the bodies.  A few days later, we would see the grave site itself. 

The museum also did a great job of walking us through the evolution of Greek statues.  My favorite statues were in bronze, both found in a shipwreck in the 1920’s but date back to 500 BC.  They are called Jockey of Artemision and Artemision Bronze.

After 3 weeks of climbing and 3 days of sightseeing in Athens, our bodies were feeling exhausted.  My feet were swollen and sore and my body was super stiff.  I was surprised by how tired we were, but I forgot how tiring a few big days of sightseeing can be.  It was perfect timing that we decided to take a quick side trip (2.5-hour bus ride) to tiny Nafplio.

Nafplio’s old town is very welcoming with pedestrian streets, tons of nice shops and restaurants and a beautiful harbor.  It is topped with 2 Venetian forts towering on hills overlooking the city.  It was the perfect place to see a few more sights but also get away from the city.  I can see why it is a popular get-away for the Athenians.

 A mere 999 steps took us to the top of the hilltop fortress.  We arrived at the base at 2:30, and the site closed at 3:30, so we climbed fast using it for Ecuador training. We quickly toured and mostly enjoyed the views of the harbor and town below us.  Then at 3:15, the whistle blowing started.  At first friendly little toots and then louder and more frequently.  They didn’t want to have to chase us out, and we got the picture quickly.  So down we went back into town.

Our other highlight in Nafplio was touring Mycenae, a ruin dating from 1500 BC.  It was a hilltop fortress with a great defense position… hills/cliffs on the back and wide-open valley in front so they could see their enemies coming for miles.  A few of my favorite highlights included:

The Lion Gate dating from 1300 BC.  The carvings above the gate are 2 lionesses flanking a column.  It is in an arch above the lintel (a massive stone horizontal over the door).  The lintel weighed 18 tons, which according to Uncle Ricky is the same as a B17 bomber. 

As we walked around, we realized that the Myceneans like to build things in massive proportions including the Treasury of Arteus.  This was a royal tomb built into a hillside in a cone shape.  The walkway leading to the entrance, displayed its massive stones.  The lintel over the door is 26’ x 16’ x 3’ and weights 120 tons.  This is 4 times as heavy as the largest stone in the pyramids!  It would have been an impressive sight to see them lift it into place!  The interior was also quite impressive with the dome featuring, you guessed it, super huge stones.

After our little getaway to Nafplio, we headed back to Athens for one more night before heading to Barcelona.  We enjoyed one last Greek yogurt and spinach pie-filled breakfast with amazing views looking at the Acropolis.  It was quite the farewell breakfast.  I really enjoyed our time in Greece, and I know we will be back.  Not only to go climbing in Kalymnos, but also to continue to tour mainland Greece.  The history is rich, the people are warm and welcoming, and the food is phenomenal!  Yammas, Greece!

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Kalymnos: A Limestone Paradise–Oct. 16-Nov. 4

One of the main reasons we chose to come to Europe was to climb on a small island most people have never heard of before; Kalymnos is well-known for sponges and diving among Greek people, but it isn’t exactly on the international tourist map…unless you are a rock climber. In that case, this little gem is known to be home to some of the best sport climbing in the world. We were lucky enough to spend nearly three weeks here (we liked it so much, we stayed nearly a week longer than we’d planned), and it still wasn’t nearly enough. If you are a rock climber reading this, put it on your short list of dream vacations…but don’t tell anyone else…in late October and early November, Kalymnos is a peaceful limestone paradise!

Getting there is not easy; our path was a little different because we’d started from Santorini (two boats away) instead of Athens (one long boat ride away), which is probably the more common route. For us, it meant staying up until midnight to board a night ferry, and then catching a second short ferry ride from the island of Kos. Sarah, ever the great researcher, had booked a cabin for us on the ferry; we expected a sort of glorified locker with a couple of bunks, but it ended up being a comfortable dorm-like room with twin beds and a bathroom complete with shower. Our hours were all messed up, but it was a great way to travel!

Kos was an inadvertent history lesson for us, although we didn’t realize it until getting on the next boat. We got in so early that nothing was really open near the harbor except for a café that seemed really popular with Greek business people. There was a giant tree right in front of the café, and some ruins behind the building. We saw a couple of signs with the name Hippocrates written on them but had limited curiosity at 6:00 AM. After a couple of strong Americanos and some delicious Greek yogurt with honey, we found our way back to the harbor to await the ticket booth’s opening; later we learned that the tree we were sitting under was actually the “teaching tree” Hippocrates, who grew up in Kos, used for shade while sharing his theories of medicine!

It wasn’t long before we found ourselves racing with a dude named Taxi Thomas through the seriously narrow one-way streets of Pothia, the capital of Kalymnos, towards Masouri and Mirtes, two small beachside towns near the climbing. Our first view included both a massive limestone mountain and deep blue water; not a terrible introduction to the island!We needed a day to get set up because we actually had a home for the next two weeks (we had to switch homes for the last 4 days); Sophie’s Boutique House was perfect for us—it was up a steep private driveway in a really quiet neighborhood…away from the all the scooter traffic in town. We called them skeeter scooters because they sounded like mosquitoes. Anyway, our place was great—comfy, cute, and clean. Our landlady had many cats, so we ended up making plenty of friends at our outdoor dining room—me a bit more grudgingly than Sarah, who was quite enamored with the 3 kittens (one-eyed Patch, tiny Squeak, and the mysterious Dr. Evil) who showed up the last few days of our stay.

While we had to rent a car instead of skeeter scooters (to our dismay, the guy looked up Oregon law to see what type of endorsement we’d need), we got such a good deal for the world’s oldest rental that it was just fine. It did have a hole in the tire, but we got used to the bi-daily trip to the air pump at the gas station on our side of the island; the rental dude patched it, but it only worked for a bit. Approximately 100,000,000,000,000 goats live on this island, so you can’t park underneath trees because they will use the car roof for a stepladder!

Anyway, we did have a different skeeter problem—it was unseasonably hot and humid our first few days, so the mosquitoes were terrible! Nothing like waking up to the world’s most annoying sound (like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber) emitted from a tiny vampire hovering a few inches from your ear. Sarah figured out they were coming from the shower drain, and I got good at assassination via a war whip (okay, it was a t-shirt I coiled up before swinging). As always, she was the engineer and I was the executioner.

So, you’d probably like to hear about the actual climbing, I suppose. Man, I could go on and on (most of you already know this) about all the places and routes we climbed—there are over 3,500 climbs on this small island! Instead, I’ll cover the basics—in short, the rock is awesome! Some of the limestone is gray and slabby with beautiful crimpy holds—we spent a good deal of time on this near the start and end of our time here since we weren’t really in climbing shape anymore. Other routes were vertical with crimps and pockets and maybe a fun bulge or two to negotiate (often the crux). Some were really overhung on orange rock with large jugs and pockets. Caves with these crazy stalagmite “tufas” were usually really difficult, so we mostly watched the really good climbers on these, but we did encounter a few small tufas on other routes. Many of the routes are a full 30 meters, so it was easy to enjoy the trademark amazing flows. The best routes—and there were many—combined stretches of slabs, bulges, pockets, and overhanging jugs.

Kalymnos is known for having vacation grades, easier ratings than other places, but we thought they were fairly true to other limestone we’d climbed in Ten Sleep and in the Balkans. Some were definitely soft for the grades, but with so many different people bolting the routes, we also found some to be surprisingly stiff. Nearly all the climbing, however, does feature super close bolting; with the likelihood of a big fall greatly decreased by this, it is a great place to push. Sometimes, this worked against us, as I found a sharp pocket to leave most of two fingerprints on, and Sarah ended up needing a new pair of shoes to keep up with her swollen feet! Sarah and I both found ourselves leading at and beyond the normal limits of our climbing within a few days; that is, until the final few days when we started to feel the fatigue from all our fun!

Basically, our daily routine was to climb a few hours, swim in the ocean if it wasn’t too windy (Nov. 2 was the last day we swam…not too shabby!), stop at the water station to refill our supply, then relax or plan well into the next months of our sojourn. We occasionally went out to dinner, which meant fish for me and often moussaka (sort of a Greek shepherd’s pie) for Sarah, although we could always agree on Greek salad and kalamari/octopus balls (not what you think) as starters. One particularly charming aspect of Greek dining is the small complimentary dessert you often receive—little Greek doughnuts and canoli-shaped pastries filled with ice cream were our favorites. On rest days, we found a coffee shop with good iced coffees—another Greek specialty…their coffee is actually great, so I think they ice it with plenty of sugar; apparently, Sasha Deguillan (one of Sarah’s favorite pro climbers) has the same taste because we saw her there twice!

On our ManyMoons tour eight years ago, I spent my 34th birthday in a small town in India; I actually really liked the town, but you may recall that India was not my thing. So, I was particularly excited to spend my birthday (you can do the math; I’m too old to do anything beyond round numbers) here the day before we left. We actually found my favorite place of the whole trip to climb—Arginonta Valley—which is the place I’d tell people to visit here. It had endless awesome 6A (like a 10A or B) routes with perfect pockets on mostly vertical rock—perfect for my beat up, age-worn muscles to make one last stand (Sarah of course managed to climb 3 more routes than me in high wind and sporadic rain the next day) before leaving the next day. We’d had big celebratory plans for the afternoon but ended up climbing nearly until dinner instead! Sarah also made a new friend before leaving.

We celebrated my birthday by taking a small boat across to the island of Telendos, which used to be part of the larger island before an earthquake separated the two. The views back to the rocks and the towns of the main island were great, and we managed to find the perfect spot to celebrate our three favorites things while watching the sunset with a cocktail and dinner!

With our Still Moonin’ adventure less than halfway finished, I know we have many great places to see and exciting experiences ahead. I won’t be surprised, however, if our three weeks here in Kalymnos ends up being the one place in our hearts after all of this is finished. We were only here a couple of days before I started checking the temperatures for future trips here in June…school usually gets out around the 15th! For now, though, we will have to keep floating on the memories of a peaceful island with all the amazing limestone we could handle.

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Fancy Pants in Santorini, Greece: October 12-15, 2019

I didn’t give Mike a choice on Santorini when we were planning our Europe itinerary.  I just told him I really wanted to go, and he was okay with it.  However, when he started to research hotel rooms, he had sticker shock!  So, we agreed to change our normal budget mindset and let go for 3 days.  We would spend a little of our surplus from the Balkans to live it up.

I’ve always seen the pictures of the white churches with blue roofs with the sunset views.  So, I wanted to see them for myself.   It might be super touristy, but the views lived up to the hype.

We arrived in Santorini from Dubrovnik in the dark.  Our hotel sent a car to pick us up from the airport.  The driver offered to carry my backpack, plus our climbing gear duffel to our hotel.  I don’t think the poor guy realized their weight!  He got his workout as it was quite the hike up and down many steps to our hotel room.  He earned his tip and dinner!

In the morning, I threw open the shades and was greeted with an amazing view of the caldera.  We splurged for the caldera view, and since we were there in “off-season” we ended up getting an okay deal.  I was so excited about the day to explore and soak in these views!  However, first we enjoyed breakfast on our terrace overlooking the old port and watched the donkeys descend the 588 steps to pick up cruise passengers who wanted a ride up.

Our objective for the day was to hike from Fira, the town in which we were staying, to Oia at the tip of the island.  It is a 9km walk mostly on pedestrian, cobblestone streets with a few rocky trails towards the end.  The walk had lots of ups and downs, so we got quite a workout.  We also got a late start, so it was quite hot!  I can’t imagine hiking this in the summer!  However, the views were incredible.  The whitewashed houses popped against the sparking blue sea below us.

By the time we got to Oia, all I wanted was shade, food and a drink!  We lucked into a cliffside table at a good restaurant.  It refreshed us enough to explore Oia.  It was a nice town with a different view of the Caldera.  I enjoyed finding the blue domes and getting lost in the windy streets. 

The sunsets in Santorini are supposed to be legendary.  Most people reserve restaurant tables or squish into the streets for the best views.  However, since we had our own balcony, we enjoyed watching the stunning sunset in peace with our own happy hour drinks.

Our big splurge was taking a catamaran cruise around the caldera.  We opted for a semi-private (only 10 other people) daytime cruise to maximize our swimming time.  It was pure luxury!  I loved sitting on the front of the boat on a sun bed enjoying the views and the sea breeze.  It was cool to sail across the entire caldera and around to the other side of the island.

The boat stopped at 3 different swimming holes along the way.  The first stop was hot water beach.  The water was heated by fumaroles from the volcano.  It wasn’t very hot, more like lukewarm.  Our next 2 stops were at Red Beach and Black Beach.  They were aptly named for the color of the cliffs overlooking the beaches. 

I loved jumping off the side of the boat into the water!  It was pure joy, and I even got almost everyone on the boat to jump in too.  The water was a perfect temperature and so salty that you could pretty much float without doing anything.  It was the perfect way to spend the day in the sun, and I felt quite fancy!  It was nice to splurge.

Our final day in Santorini was long as our overnight ferry to Kos did not depart until 1AM!  If you know Mike and I, we are usually in bed by 10, so this was going to be a push.  We decided to maximize our hotel room, by enjoying the balcony until the 11AM checkout time.  It was nice to enjoy a few cups of coffee and read with this view.

The island has several wineries and is well known for its white and dessert wines.  We love wine, and what better way to spend the afternoon than wine taste.  We tasted at 3 wineries.  Our first stop was Santos.  It was the biggest of the 3 and ended up being our favorite which is unusual for us to like the “big” guy.  We decided to split the sample of 10 wines with snacks.  I really enjoyed the whites especially the sparkling.  We also had a killer view from our table to enjoy the wines!

As we drove around, I kept looking for the grape vines.  All I could see were what looked like scrub brush growing on the ground. Well, that turned out to be the vines.  They have developed a method to train the vines to grow in a basket shape close to the ground.  This protects the grapes from the sun and wind and captures the morning dew.  They do not irrigate after the vines are 4 years old, so this growing method was essential.

Santorini has a micro micro-brewery called Santorini Brewery.  We had tried a few of their beers in town and decided to stop in at the brewery for a taste. The beer reminded us of home as they use hops grown in Washington!  My favorite was the Yellow Donkey, a pale ale.

After a full day of wine and beer, we opted for a final sunset view from the parking lot of Santos winery.  We had spent enough that day so opted for the cheap seats.  We were not the only cheapskates taking in the sunset either!

We returned the car at 8 and still had 4 more hours until our bus left for the port!  We aimlessly wandered around town, going up and down stairs for a workout.  Then found a little café on the square to play rummy and people watch.  Finally, it was time to roll.  I smartly booked us a cabin, and we quickly collapsed into bed to dream about rock climbing in Kalymnos!

Santorini lived up to its hype.  The sunsets were gorgeous, the caldera is stunning and there were steps everywhere!  It was the perfect place to vacation for a few days before heading to the low-key climbing island of Kalymnos!

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Mostar: Mosques, Mosts, and Meats! Oct. 8-11

Our last stop in the Balkans before returning to Dubrovnik before flying to Greece was a city called Mostar. While there is no noticeable difference to a casual tourist, Mostar is actually in Herzegovina, the part of the country closer to Croatia. Mostar is made up of both ethnic Croats who practice Catholicism and Bosniak Muslims. Like Sarajevo, the city saw heavy fighting during the war, and outside of the Old Town, you can see many of the same scars I described in the last blog.

Mostar is actually a pretty small city, and after seeing the Ottoman quarter and learning enough about the Yugoslav war in Sarajevo to want a respite, we found ourselves a little out of gas here. It is an important spot, though, for Western tourists because of its proximity to Dubrovnik; in a fairly manageable day trip, western tourists can get a glimpse of Muslim culture and get a little different perspective (not just Croatian) on the Yugoslav War. Mostar, unlike Sarajevo is totally touristy, so it is possible to get just a taste of things instead of jumping into the deep end of the pool.

Rather than give a play-by-play of our time here, I will just offer a few experiences that we enjoyed. First and foremost, the symbol of Mostar is the Stari Most (Old Bridge). More than 400 years old, the bridge is the face of the city. The polished stone bridge rises steeply as it spans both sides of the rapid deep Neretva River. Tourists sort of stutter-step or shuffle their way across while members of the “Diving Club” actually jump off this thing (for tourist tips); during official competitions (Go ahead and Youtube it!), kayakers wait below to reel in divers. The bridge was virtually destroyed during the war and then rebuilt using similar materials and construction techniques as the original. Throughout the day, it is incredibly packed with tourists, but if you go after the buses leave town, you can ponder the lively river, beautiful mountains, and abundant mosques (as well as a giant Catholic cross and large church tower) throughout town.

The old town feels mostly Ottoman, surrounded by more modern western feeling neighborhoods. As I said, it is one of the most touristy places we’ve been, but it was also fun to see the oldest mosque in Mostar. Unlike other mosques we’ve visited, we were able to climb the minaret. The views of the city were great, especially of the Stari Most. From up high, you could really get a sense of it as the true center of life in the old town.

One other highlight was touring a traditional Turkish house. Built over a peaceful shady courtyard, its open design was full of rugs, cool old furniture with ornate carvings, and a grand view of the river. It would have been a great place to socialize with family and friends but also a peaceful place to pray in a spot next to nature. Plus, I got to wear a fez.

Then, there was…THE MEAT!! We ate twice at a place called Tima Irma’s; Irma is aptly described as a one-woman show by Uncle Ricky—Bosnians are normally more hands-off at restaurants, but she isn’t satisfied unless she knows you are enjoying every bite of the mounds of grilled meat, vegetables, local kajmac cheese, pita, and sauces that come out of her kitchen. In addition to cevapi and grilled chicken, there were at least three other types of patties, links, and cutlets on my platter. It was one of those times when I knew I should stop but plunged right on ahead with the artery clogging goodness instead.

On our way out of Mostar, we made one last quick stop in the small town of Blagaj to check out a 15th century monastery for whirling dervishes, who valued poverty and humility but are also probably better known as “those spinning dancer guys you see in Turkey.” Unlike the Turkish home we saw in Mostar, this one must have stayed true to the humble personalities of the dervishes because the interior was quite plain, but oh, what a view they enjoyed! I must admit, though, we were both really hoping to see some spinning monks! Oh well.

By the time we got back to Dubrovnik, I think we both felt physically and emotionally tired—these last four blogs covered 11 days of travel. We had less than 24 hours before getting on a plane, and we basically just did some laundry in our apartment, using the world’s smallest washing machine, ate a couple of meals, drank a little wine, and read about Greece (nothing like planning ahead!). Oh, for all of you Game of Thrones fans, we also made our way up the “Shame, Shame Steps” outside the Cathedral.

After about five weeks in the Balkans, we were excited to transition to Greece—new people, new stories, and new adventures. I think we’ve had a very rich experience here; at first, I was worried that we were just on a run-of-the-mill, straight tourist trail summer vacation. When we travelled last time, we spent most of our time in places that didn’t have many people who looked or talked like we did—that has not been the case for most of our European travels this summer.  We love y’all, and our British mates too, but a little diversity wouldn’t hurt. That’s not to complain—Slovenia and Croatia offered beaches, tourist farms, mountains, rocks, lakes, walled cities, dancing horses, and even some sadness. Montenegro and Bosnia-Herzegovina pushed us a little (okay, Sarajevo pushed us a lot!) and added a very different perspective on the Balkans. Now, we move on, as I hope the people in these beautiful countries will continue to do.

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Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovinia: Where Do I Begin? Oct. 7-9.

Of all the names I heard when I was in middle and high school watching Channel One News each morning, only two have stuck with me: Sarajevo and Kosovo. I really didn’t understand where those places were, and I probably didn’t have much insight on the concept of a “siege” or “ethnic cleansing.” Today, we hear about these things in Syria, Africa, or Malaysia. We teach students about the Holocaust; hopefully, not as if it were an isolated event in the past so much as an opportunity to connect awareness with atrocities that continue to occur. I’m here to tell you that a week in Bosnia-Herzegovina will make it obvious that 30 years after the Yugoslav Wars, this region is still trying to recover. Sarajevo, if you are not familiar, was the site of the longest siege in modern history; for over 3 years, the Serbian army cut civilians off from the world, bombing the city mercilessly.

Before I describe anything else, I have to say that we learned just enough to be more confused about the war. It’s probably never a good idea to trust me as an expert on anything except for sarcasm, and I won’t pretend that I have anything but a basic understanding of the things I share with you here. Many of the pieces that started this war were put into place centuries ago when groups were relocated by larger empires or culturally important land (Kosovo) was transferred in redrawn borders. Around both World Wars, loose alliances kept relative peace, but different groups took opposing sides during each war. Croats, for example, sided with the Ustazi puppet government in WWII, persecuting Serbs to the point of genocide in hopes that the Nazis would reward them with independence after winning the war. Yugoslavian President for life Tito united the Slavs after WWII and kept them together for decades before old grudges and power struggles exploded again after his death as Yugoslavia dissolved. That’s a long way of saying, “It was really complicated, hate-filled, and pointless.” In order to really understand, I think we would have needed to go to Serbia as well (from what I’ve read, they truly viewed themselves as long suffering victims at the hands of other Slavs, and some of their grievances were legit), but our experience in Sarajevo was really the story of its civilians—of both infuriating suffering and incredible resilience—than the politics behind the war.

We crossed the border from Montenegro after travelling through some of the same amazing country that Sarah described in the last blog. While this is going to be a blog with a different tone, I can’t resist posting a picture of these awesome haystacks that we saw in both Montenegro and Bosnia. Our first hour in Bosnia was spent going through farmlands that could easily have been in any of the Balkan countries, although it was a change to see so many signs written in Cyrillic. Every broken house along the way makes you wonder if it was bombed during the war (in some cases, it is actually a sort of savings plan for people who distrust banks and build very slowly over the years with any excess money that they have; other times, it really was war damage).

As we pulled into Sarajevo via what was known as Sniper Alley, however, there was no mistaking that we had arrived in a town that had been under siege for over three years. One of the first things you see is a large bombed-out student center that has never been rebuilt. High-rise, low-income apartment complexes still bear the pock marks of the daily shellings that rained on them; at the same time, new fancy government buildings and a ritzy shopping center have gone up in virtually the same area. The Holiday Hotel, originally the Holiday Inn, provides a reminder of Sarajevo’s proudest moment: the 1984 Olympics. The hotel was built to house guests for those games but served instead as a safe house for war journalists less than a decade later.

Not all of Sarajevo is the war hitting you in the face. In fact, touring the Old Town gives you a better sense of the diversity and respect that has often been a trademark of the people of this city (We visited houses of worship for four different religions). With both an Ottoman area that makes you feel as if you’re visiting Istanbul and a more modern Austro-Hungarian Habsburg Quarter only a couple of blocks away, it’s literally like East meets West at a single street corner.

Speaking of street corners, our hotel was just a few meters from a very infamous spot—the corner where Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated, igniting the proverbial powder keg that started World War I. There was a very good small museum explaining the events of that day, as well as a history of the past century in Sarajevo. This blog will be long enough without going into detail here, but the occurrences of that day are pretty interesting if you like history—it was a series of mishaps with huge consequences. The gunman was an ethnic Serb who was treated as a hero; the Latin Bridge in the photo below was named after him until after the Yugoslav War.

The Ottoman side of Old Town is full of mosques, narrow lanes of copper shops (complete with artists pinging away with hammers), a small indoor bazaar, and fountains everywhere. It was a reminder of the way Ottoman cities were organized: mosque in the center, residential section away from trade sections—which were organized by craft—men running businesses, while women and children were limited to shaded courtyards. Those courtyards are now pizza places, hookah lounges, and Bosnian coffee (like Turkish coffee) cafes. Many Sarajevan Muslims dressed modernly, but we saw more hijabs and also heard the calls to prayer.

Both Sarah and I enjoyed Istanbul when we visited years ago, and it was fun to get a little refresher course in an easily approachable Muslim community. We visited the mosque when it was nearly empty, and so we had plenty of time to observe the pretty tile, calligraphy (in place of icons), and the pulpit-like staircase that leads to nowhere (it represents Allah’s need to climb higher to see the people as Islam grew). Outside the mosque is a giant fountain, in addition to a more modern facility, for ablution before prayer. Even here, though, the war is not far from the forefront of one’s mind—pictures of rebuilding the minaret are posted near the front of the courtyard; Serbian Chetniks—mostly Eastern Orthodox Catholics—used the minaret as a favorite target practice while under the orders to pummel Sarajevo to “the point of madness.”

As I mentioned earlier, Sarajevo’s Old Town is like two cities in one; just like that, you find yourself whisked away from Istanbul and walking into Vienna. While the Ottomans did much to develop necessities like running water, the Habsburgs modernized much of the city. Suddenly, we were walking along a busy street full of modern, tall structures without minarets. If buildings had been restored since 1995, they featured Vienna-like facades. Modern cafes replaced Bosnian coffee nooks. Within several blocks, we visited a synagogue, Catholic church (which had a statue of John Paul II, who visited after the war), and an Eastern Orthodox church. Near all of these, however, we could see another symbol—the Sarajevo rose (artillery damage painted in red to create something more beautiful than destruction).

The most human face we had of the brutality that occurred in Bosnia was the Srebenica Exhibition. During the war, over 8,000 people (nearly all men over age 12—anyone who could conceivably father a child) were slaughtered and buried in mass graves. They had sought refuge from the UN-appointed Dutch soldiers, who were severely outnumbered and hamstrung by the UN policy to avoid retaliation under any circumstances. Either scared, angry, or maybe even racist (we saw some pretty horrible graffiti left by Dutch soldiers), they sent all but a small number of pregnant women and small children away—knowing that the Serbian general had announced on television that it was time for the Serbs to take their revenge on the citizens of Srebenica. Many men who had gone north in search of refuge were executed in mass fashion upon their return. Women were bused away, forcibly raped and impregnated by Serb soldiers, or just forced to watch their family torn apart. In short terms, this was genocide.

The museum is excellent, and that made it even more difficult to experience. Photos of known victims, mass funerals, and women waiting for human remains to be de-mined so that they could be claimed, were accompanied by haunting audio commentary in the photographer’s own words. Several videos also depicted the siege of Sarajevo. In one, a tourist waits 10 minutes (somewhat impatiently) for a souvenir photo to be developed in Rome; at the same time, a boy in Sarajevo leaves to fetch water, narrowly avoids a sniper attack, but returns to find his apartment bombed and his family dead. Another film consists of a slideshow with many of the photos from the exhibit flashing to ghostlike music from Requiem for a Dream. The half-hour documentary with real footage from the events of Srbenica and interviews with family members—sometimes lone survivors—left almost everyone in the theater in tears. I will tell you that neither Sarah nor I had any emotional energy left to continue our planned tour of the nearby Sniper Alley, and I couldn’t help but wonder: if we were done in only a few hours of second-hand experience, how in the world could anyone survive three years?

Sarajevo today is not simply a story of tragedy. More than anywhere we’d visited on this trip, we were among Bosnians in this city. Even the Ottoman quarter is full of local Muslims heading to worship or devouring cevapi (more on that later) or burek (the real kind that is cooked “under the pot”) at the tables next to us. Both the traditional Bosnian coffee bars in the Ottoman quarter and the coffee shops lining the Austro-Hungarian quarter are full of locals taking a break or catching up with friends. Right when we needed levity the most, we encountered a large group of men cheering and jeering while two good-natured rivals played a game of life-sized chess in the park. While the scars of the war remain evident in the Sarajevo roses, grave markers in the parks, and disabled bodies, this city is alive.

One of our favorite memories was the first night; we were really tired, and the sky had been really dark and gloomy. We went out for cevapi, which are kind of like spicy hamburger meat formed into sausages and served in pita bread with grilled onions. Cevapi is basically the national fast food here—when McDonalds opened a few years ago, local restaurant owners protested and delayed it for months, but after it had been open for a couple of weeks, Bosnians went back to cevapi. Anyway, we got our food and started using our forks and knives when we heard, “Hey….hey…no” while the guy next to us good naturedly imitated our ways. He and his wife were with another couple, and they showed us that most people tear the pita and eat it with their hands while using their forks for the sausages. The guy then showed us a picture of him guarding Bill Clinton during the president’s visit after the war. Before we left, they insisted on taking a photo for us. This dinner made our night.

On our way out of Sarajevo, we visited the Tunnel of Hope, one of the coolest things we saw here. As the siege grew worse and people were running out of basic necessities in 1993 (year two), coal mining engineers dug the Tunnel of Hope over a half mile stretch under the airport in a period just under four months. Beginning and ending at private residences, this tunnel allowed a way out of town for people to resupply. Serbs knew about it, but couldn’t figure out exactly where to bomb, although they relentlessly bombed the houses around the airport. The UN had cut a deal to take control of the airport but had not yet intervened in the siege itself. Ironically, we had trouble finding it ourselves; a nice local guy on a motorcycle showed us the way!

We walked through a portion of the tunnel—at only five feet tall and about three feet wide, it hardly fit me even when I crouched. Men carried as much as 120 lbs. while women carried 60 lbs. over the half-mile in order to keep their families alive—a UN ration meant to last a family of four for 10 days would barely feed a hungry climber for one. While much of the recent history around Sarajevo reflects on the worst that humans can do to one another, the Tunnel of Hope offers the best.

I’m really glad that we made time for Sarajevo. It was difficult but also pushed us in ways that other places this summer had not. It’s no accident that many exhibits here mention the ’84 Olympics and the siege in the same sentence—a subtle message that the world was content to watch—rather than act—both times. Travelling is about trying to understand the ways of others, which also helps us understand ourselves. I just read a Basque proverb that said, “A land of strangers is a land of wolves.” I don’t want to live in a land of wolves.

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Montenegro: A Mountain Haven: October 4-6, 2019

It was time to leave Croatia for Montenegro.  Our friends Sam and Lindsey highly recommended a visit as they raved about their time here during their 6-month Europe trip.  Mike and I were both ready to leave the tourist mobs behind and get off the beaten path.  This trip has felt easy compared to the last one in terms of comfort zone and logistics.  It is not a bad thing, just different.  However, we were ready for a bit more of a challenge.

The first challenge was getting across the border into Montenegro.  After a gorgeous 45-minute drive following the coastline from Dubrovnik, we were diverted off the main highway to take a backroad to the smaller border crossing.  Luckily, we were prepared for this possibility and just enjoyed the views.  The Croatia passport control was quick.  Then as we came around a curve, we encountered a line of cars all with the engines off.  We couldn’t even see the Montenegro border buildings!  We patiently waited and every 10 minutes, we moved the car forward 30 feet.  1.5 hours later, we finally made it into Montenegro!

We had a long day planned, so the 1.5-hour delay bit into our Bay of Kotor tour time, and we had to be efficient.  The drive along the bay is stunning.  The water is brilliant blue, and the mountains towered above us.  We stopped at the narrowest spot, Verige Strait, where the bay was defended throughout history using various techniques.  It was a great natural defensive position!

Finally, we arrived in Kotor.  We were disappointed to see a giant cruise ship in the port as the tiny walled city was overrun.  However, we made the best of it by eating some of the best Burek of the trip and losing the crowds in the back alleys of the town.  The two Orthodox churches were the highlight within the town itself. 

Kotor is not only famous for its gorgeous bay, but also for its massive city defensive walls.  They are not as well preserved as Dubrovnik’s walls, but with a little imagination you could see how well protected little Kotor was from its enemies!  The bay on one side and the giant walls on the other.

1,355 steps get you to the top fort with a pretty church halfway up.  It felt great to ditch the cruise folks and get a little mountain training.  The views were incredible and awesome to take in the bay from above.

We quickly descended and got out of town, as we still had a 3-hour drive to Zabljak.  I’m glad we side tripped to Kotor, but I was okay with a quick tour of the town.  We did get some more killer views on our way up into the mountains which was a nice surprise.

We arrived in Zabljak later than expected due to road construction.  It was pitch black outside, and we didn’t have good directions to our apartment, so we had trouble finding it.  We eventually found it, but we didn’t think our landlord was home.  Since we do not have a working phone, I was starting to feel a little panic of what we would do.  We headed to the grocery store to stalk out someone to borrow their phone.  Two nice Germans, let us use theirs and our landlord, Srecko quickly drove to the store to pick us up.  He was very welcoming and spoke minimal English.  His son Darko translated for us.  Our little apartment was toasty warm and lovely.  It was quite the change from the 80-degree day at Kotor to 35 degrees in Zabljak.  We were happy to be “home” for the next 3 nights.

Zabljak is the main town outside Durmitor National Park.  The park is known for its craggy limestone mountain peaks and crystal-clear blue lakes.  In the morning, we got our first glimpses of the mountains from our little balcony.  What a view!

The weather was so-so our first day, so we explored the area close to town.  Our first destination was Black Lake (Crno Jezero).  It was Saturday, so lots of locals, kids and puppies were out enjoying the trails which was fun to see.  We walked around the lake enjoying the views of imposing mountains.  It felt great to get fresh air and enjoy a little quiet space.

After our walk, we drove to the Tara Bridge spanning 365m across the Tara Gorge, which is the 2nd deepest in the world.  The bridge was pretty awesome, and the Tara River below was a beautiful color!  The area was a bit chaotic with tourists ziplining across the gorge and walking on the narrow bridge.  Plus, there was an ironman triathlon taking place and the bikers were zipping across the bridge. 

The food in Zabljak was awesome and cheap!  I enjoyed stuffed peppers and the local favorite, Kacamak which is a mixture of cornmeal, cheese and potato.  Perfect comfort food in the mountains!

The weather forecast for our last day looked promising for a climb of Babotov Kuk, the tallest mountain in Durmitor and the 4th tallest mountain in Montenegro (8,278’).  However, when we woke up, the entire town was covered in a heavy mist.  Our hopes were dashed, but we decided to still give it a go and at least get some exercise.

We drove out of town toward Sedlo Pass and were delighted to see hints of blue skies.  The mountains were still shrouded in clouds, but at least there was hope we wouldn’t hike in the rain with zero views!  The drive to the pass reminded me a little of Iceland with its green hillocks.  The trees were starting to change, so the pops of red and orange added to the views.

As we hiked, the skies continued to clear, and we enjoyed the craggy mountains that surrounded us.  Eventually, we even got a view of Bobotov Kuk and were a little surprised to see some snow!  Luckily, we passed most of the people on the hike due to Mike’s quick pace!  The last 200’ to the summit was fairly technical 4th class climbing.  Thankfully there was a metal cable to use as a handline as the rocks were quite slick due to the snow! 

Our first full view of Bobotov Kuk!

We arrived at the summit encased in clouds.  But after a few minutes, it cleared, and we enjoyed 360-degree views!  Absolutely stunning and our 8th summit of 2019! 

Whiteout, but summit number 8!
But wait, it cleared! Woohoo!

It was too cold to hang out, and we were worried about getting through the somewhat sketchy section with 2-way traffic.  So down we went to find a more sheltered spot for our lunch of Burek!  Back at the trailhead, we paid it forward by giving 2 Aussies a ride back to town.  It was fun to chat with them about traveling.

After another amazing dinner, we arrived back at our apartment to find Srecko outside with his friend.  They were reviewing plans for the house.  Screko also wanted to make sure we were enjoying our stay.  He shared some of his moonshine with us and ensured me that it was fruity.  Well after one sip, I can assure you it wasn’t fruity as it burned down my throat.  It was tasty in its own way.  We chatted using Google translate and enjoyed learning about him and the area.  After 2 shots, we called it a night as I already had a little buzz!  It was a special evening and always a nice treat to really talk with a local!

Montenegro was just what we were looking for at this point in our travels.  It added a little spice and adventure.  It was nice to be off the beaten path and explore a gorgeous mountain area with no other Americans and very few Western Europeans!  I would love to come back here during better weather to explore the Accursed Mountains on the other side of the country.  It is a really beautiful place.

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Shimmering Dubrovnik: September 30 – October 2, 2019

Dubrovnik, called the Jewel of the Adriatic, was the last stop on the Raffs’ Croatia itinerary.  Tourism in this town has skyrocketed in the last few years primarily fueled by Game of Thrones, as it was a major filming site and inspiration for King’s Landing.  It is famous for its city walls which are the best preserved in all of Europe and kept the city independent for centuries.

We felt a bit of crowd shock upon our arrival after leaving tiny, slow-paced Korcula.  Hopping off the local bus, we were welcomed at the gate by what felt like hordes of tourists.  It made me thankful that we were here in “off-season” with no cruise boats, well at least today.  I can’t imagine what it would be like in peak season!  However, we soon discovered that it was possible to lose the crowds and find a few empty lanes in the old city.  One of my favorite things about exploring these old walled towns is just getting lost.  Walk around, seek out the tiny courtyards, and find the small restaurants and shops! 

Where is Mike?

I was most excited about walking the city walls.  In fact, I was so excited, I barely slept that night in anticipation and worry to not oversleep!  The best time to walk the walls is first thing in the morning to avoid tour groups and cruise ship crowds.  We were among the first few people of the morning and had a beautiful sunny day to enjoy the 2 km walk.  They smartly have the walls set up as a one-way walk with 3 entrances to help with crowd control.  We took our time enjoying the views over 2 hours and really lucked out with the cool day and lack of people!

We started at the Pile gate which gave us a grand view down the Stradum.  This is the main boulevard in town with shops lining both sides and is paved with marble.  The shops are uniform and not fancy from the outside.  This was to keep their riches secret from Venice.  Usually, the Stradum is packed with tourists, but our view this morning allowed us to enjoy its beauty.

Most of the city was destroyed during an earthquake in 1667.  It was rebuilt into what we see today with the Stradum as the main street and small lanes on each side heading uphill towards the sea (the richer people lived here) or towards the mountains (the working people).  We could really appreciate the city layout from above. 

We continued to walk toward the sea enjoying spectacular views of St. Lawrence Fort across a small, rocky bay.  Putting on our GOT hat, the bay was the inspiration for Blackwater Bay, and St. Lawrence was the Red Keep.  I enjoyed the views and looking down the wall into the sea just imagining how intimidating it must have been to arrive at this city via sea and look up at these walls!

To get to the wall section facing the mountains is a steep uphill hike past the old port.  This portion gave us the best views of the city itself.  The buildings all had orange tiled roofs, most bright, but a few were faded.  This city saw heavy fighting in the 1990’s, so most of the roofs are new.  A few of the buildings were not harmed, so they have the faded roofs.

This portion of the wall was heavily fortified with different lookouts to protect the hillside.  What a strategic place to build this city and its fortifications!  It sure was impressive and beautiful. 

After our hike, we decided we needed a refreshment. Since we had our tourist hat on, we headed to Buza bar to enjoy a drink while clinging to the cliffside outside the wall.  Buza in Croatian means hole.  To get to the bar, you literally had to crawl through a hole in the wall.  It was a gorgeous view!

A siesta is a must in Dubrovnik to avoid the heat of the day and the brunt of the crowds.  We enjoyed some downtime and even a nap for me (a highly unusual event) before heading back out to explore.  In the afternoon, we toured St. Lawrence Fort and enjoyed views of the city wall that we had just walked that morning!  Nice to have a different perspective. 

We also went up to the top of Mt. Srd, the towering mountain above town to get a good perspective of the whole city.  There was also an interesting war museum highlighting the siege of Dubrovnik from 1991-1992.  The city defended itself and again did not fall.  The exhibit had pictures showing retrofitted fishing boats with machine guns and what city life was like during the siege.

The next day, we decided to escape the old town for Lokrum Island via a 10-minute ferry ride from the old port.  During our wall walk, we enjoyed great views of the island, so we were looking forward to seeing the city from a different perspective. The island is a great little getaway to enjoy a botanical garden, nature trails, peacocks and beaches.  No swimming for the Raffs, as the weather was looking ominous.  Instead, we just wandered around enjoying the views.  We did happen upon a GOT exhibit and just had to sit in the iron throne!

Our last day in Dubrovnik had a terrible weather forecast… 100% chance of rain all day long.  What do the Raffs do on a rainy day… we go wine tasting!  Luckily for us, the Peljesac peninsula is a quick 1.5-hour drive to one of the best wine regions in Croatia!  Off we went in our little rental car into the down pour which at one point was so heavy, I had to pull over because I couldn’t see!  By the time we arrived at the first winery, the weather cleared up, and I needed some wine!

The main grape grown in this region is the Plavic Mali which means little blue.  It is a distant relative to zinfandel.  The peninsula has 2 different climates separated by a tiny mountain range.  The seaside of the mountains is called Dingac.  It is very steep, rocky, windy and sunny.  The grapes have a hard existence which means good wine.  On the other side of the mountains is a fertile valley, so the grapes grow big and happy.  These are used primarily for every-day wines.  There is a 400m tunnel that goes through the mountain separating the 2 regions.  It was very interesting to taste the same grape from each region – totally different!

I really enjoyed the two small family wineries that we visited. The wines were excellent, and we bought enough wine to last us through our remaining time in the Balkans!  However, my favorite part was meeting the winemakers and learning about life on the peninsula in their tiny village.  The population is very small so for high school, the kids either board in Dubrovnik or take a ferry to a nearby island daily to attend classes!  We learned about a special wine that they make when their children are born to drink at their weddings.  It was fascinating and such an incredible experience to sit down and have a one-on-one conversation.  They could learn about us, and we learned about them.  It was really, really special.

For some reason, we didn’t take any pictures on the peninsula. So as proof, we only have Mike and a bottle purchased:)

Dubrovnik earns its name as the Jewel in the Adriatic.  The walls glimmered in the brilliant sunlight and the sea sparkled below.  I really enjoyed its fairy tale walls, wandering its tiny lanes and enjoying delicious food and wine.  It was a great capstone to our Croatia travels.

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